I received a forwarded email with about ten of these autocorrected text messages and ended up laughing so hard I literally cried. I'm talking tears rolling down my cheeks. My abdominals are burning right now. I decided not to share some of the others since I try to keep my blog PG-13... most days. However, if you'd like to have a gut busting laugh and a good cry all in one then shoot me your email address and I'll happily forward you the email. It's a good one!