Wait! The Cock Flavored Soup Mix is a Fail? Now you tell me! I just ordered seven cases for next spring's cooking demos. I figured it would be a sure draw for the "my-man-doesn't-notice-me" set. Man, next thing you'll tell me is the two boxes of Gummy Lighthouses I just bought from some guy named James Kindt are somehow obscene. (Please tell me they aren't obscene, I can do without another arrest in Marion County...) So what's next? An X-rated food cart featuring a guy with an Olympus T-shirt? Oops...I guess it is... Nevermind. Time to cancel those and re-order more g-rated stuff for the next shows... (You rock, Rochelle!)
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Rochelle!! *finger wiggle* and *hysterical laughter* ... I would never have seen the lighthouses in that way if you hadn't pointed them out. Tsk.
Ping - Haha! I thought it was a good laugh too. Glad you share my humor.
Haha nice!
Peggy - Glad you enjoyed these!
HA!! Love these, hilarious!
Erin - :)
This post just made my day!! Still laughing! Thanks so much. I truly needed it!!
Tiffanee - I am happy this made your day. You would enjoy some of the other "Food Funnies" as well. Hope you continue to have a good day.
Wait! The Cock Flavored Soup Mix is a Fail? Now you tell me! I just ordered seven cases for next spring's cooking demos. I figured it would be a sure draw for the "my-man-doesn't-notice-me" set. Man, next thing you'll tell me is the two boxes of Gummy Lighthouses I just bought from some guy named James Kindt are somehow obscene. (Please tell me they aren't obscene, I can do without another arrest in Marion County...) So what's next? An X-rated food cart featuring a guy with an Olympus T-shirt? Oops...I guess it is... Nevermind. Time to cancel those and re-order more g-rated stuff for the next shows... (You rock, Rochelle!)
Warren - You just made my day! I love your witty comments. I really enjoy following your blog and reading your musings.
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